I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "WHAT AN AWESOMETACULAR BLOG!" And you're thinking, "WHO CREATED THIS REASON FOR EXISTING???" But I know most of my millions of adoring fans are just too shy to follow me publicly, and will definitely never get up the gumption to actually ASK me anything, comment about anything, or, you know, acknowledge that they even exist, and I KNOW you all have bunches of questions for me.
I have therefore compiled this AMAZING work of GENIUS, by placing my imagination into that of a Leauxra Fan, and then asked me questions. And answered them.
Aren't you glad I'm looking out for you?
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Where do you come up with your ideas? Pretty much I just write what I am thinking about. Yes, I am really this shallow.
Can I copy your work? No.
If you want to quote me, repost me, etc., etc, etc... That's fine. Just give credit to the blog, and include the url in the credit.
How did you get to be so awesome? I was born awesome, followed immediately by 33 years of awkwardness. And then I became awesome again (maybe).
Do you have any hobbies? Yes.
Do you really believe in trolls, zombies, vampires, ghosts, and all that? If I told you that I would have to kill you.
I know that you are an amazing artist... why don't you illustrate more of your posts, or do a comic? The short answer is that I am lazy.
The slightly longer answer is that I really just don't have time. I do "stuff". I hang out with people. I hike. I make origami spiders. I read books. I watch TV. I take pictures of things. It isn't that I don't want to, and that I don't think the blog would benefit from having more illustrations, the problem is that I just never end up doing it. I am hoping that as time goes on, this will change, and will be more 50/50 pictures and art, maybe eventually becoming a web comic. But for now, I am trying to just get going with the blog, and I don't want it to be a burden, because then I'll just stop doing it.
Do you really know anything about photography, or are you just making shit up as you go along? Making shit up.
What are your political leanings? Please don't ask. Go to one of those political blogs or something.
Are you married? No. I have a boyfriend.
Do you have kids? Hahahahahahahahaha.
Not that I know of.
Where do you live? I live in Colorado. This might be why I think about outside so much. Or maybe it's because I have to spend so much time in a cubicle. Not sure.
I love you. Can I come live with you? Awesome, you get the creepy stalker award. And since I wrote this, I am not sure what that means.