tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post5748136286768079874..comments2023-05-11T01:39:20.875-06:00Comments on Does This Make My Blog Look Fat?: The Time I Almost Accidentally Prostituted Myself for SushiLeauxrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-55845802201065218962012-12-20T20:52:32.684-07:002012-12-20T20:52:32.684-07:00Jocelyn: As long as you don't tell me my skin ...Jocelyn: As long as you don't tell me my skin would make a nice raincoat, I think we can be friends. :) I'm so excited that you are reading me!Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-55705454627211292512012-12-16T22:26:36.733-07:002012-12-16T22:26:36.733-07:00I have to not type much here because if I type a l...I have to not type much here because if I type a lot it's going to be a creepy amount of gushing "ohmygod, I love you" kind of stuff that'd make George seem like--I dunno, Jay Leno--in comparison to my out-of-nowhere stalkerishness.<br /><br />To keep it short, then, I'll just say: LOVE the story. LOVE the writing.Jocelynhttp://omightycrisis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-91240661625320932582012-12-13T20:48:10.759-07:002012-12-13T20:48:10.759-07:00Nagzilla: I know, right? Ew? Ew. At least I had...Nagzilla: I know, right? Ew? Ew. At least I had enough self preservation to plan my getaway, and make sure I was stronger than him.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-33300022349118358062012-12-11T10:22:37.233-07:002012-12-11T10:22:37.233-07:00Whoa. Just... I don't even know what to say. I...Whoa. Just... I don't even know what to say. I'm impressed you were able to get out of the situation rather easily, albeit uncomfortably.<br /><br />What a Creeper McCreepersten. Yuck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-33034104905267087982012-11-26T11:33:26.947-07:002012-11-26T11:33:26.947-07:00Rebeka: I really appreciate you saying that. I am...Rebeka: I really appreciate you saying that. I am trying to find a balance between drawing and writing, and usually keep my writing posts around 600 words. This one got a little out of hand. :)<br /><br />Also, I've enjoyed what I've read from your blog. Keep at it!Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-91722871760120622752012-11-26T06:20:15.186-07:002012-11-26T06:20:15.186-07:00I loved it. I usually read a few sentences of som...I loved it. I usually read a few sentences of something like this and I'm gone. The fact that I stayed and read the whole thing is a huge compliment. Please, please continue writing! As they stay the truth is often stranger than fiction! Definitely the case here!!! haha!<br /><br />And, I'm going through something similar considering I'm just starting off. Thanks for the visit :)<br />Rebeka https://www.blogger.com/profile/11856211362023835177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-36960818371591400302012-11-24T17:54:43.400-07:002012-11-24T17:54:43.400-07:00Rebeka: Thanks for making me feel better about my ...Rebeka: Thanks for making me feel better about my writing. I've been writing a lot recently, and I keep thinking that everything I do is crap. This is all internal though, much like the "I am fat" and "I have no artistic talent" stuff. I have a little part of my brain that is an asshole and makes me feel bad on a regular basis. What I mean is THANK YOU. It makes me happy when people enjoy what I make.<br /><br /> In all honesty, five years later, it really IS funny ha-ha in my brain. Most people just find it disturbing. Well, it's funny ha-ha and also a little bit sad, and somewhat creepy (the best kind of humor).Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-23149046456106249502012-11-24T16:46:36.596-07:002012-11-24T16:46:36.596-07:00Loved this story! You write so well and kept me l...Loved this story! You write so well and kept me laughing throughout when undoubtedly there was nothing funny about it (at least not funny 'haha').<br /><br />Thanks for sharing! :)Rebeka https://www.blogger.com/profile/11856211362023835177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-33506154318237579482012-11-23T10:51:21.188-07:002012-11-23T10:51:21.188-07:00Stephanie: Thank you! I was happy how this came ...Stephanie: Thank you! I was happy how this came out, although I originally planned to write this as a comedy. I just couldn't. <br /><br />JnetRuns: I was a thirty-one year old woman at the time... I wonder how I would have reacted ten years earlier. And it must have worked at some point... "George" had his little seduction act down cold.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-53269507102468557422012-11-23T10:33:25.184-07:002012-11-23T10:33:25.184-07:00This is so disturbing,what is it with some of thes...This is so disturbing,what is it with some of these old guys? Do they seriously think a young girl is going to want to have sex with them? Really??? And the vasectomy is really going to swing the deal? Crazy. You definitely handled it better than I would have, that's for sure. And I agree with Stephanie, beautifully written.JnetRunshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13955740142200112175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-71709970566486392902012-11-22T17:39:03.456-07:002012-11-22T17:39:03.456-07:00Creepy. Beautifully written. Terribly sad.
But ...Creepy. Beautifully written. Terribly sad.<br /><br />But mostly creepy! Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00420841652300294215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-27837900724102348902012-11-22T12:21:09.944-07:002012-11-22T12:21:09.944-07:00LeeAnn: Yeah... When I look back, I wonder if I ha...LeeAnn: Yeah... When I look back, I wonder if I had an aneurism or something. Basically, I got paid for my time in sushi. Dang.<br /><br />StephanieC: I know, it's ridiculous. And it was a timely reminder to not put myself in that situation again. I think if he'd been more physically fit, I would have backed out of dinner altogether once we were at his apartment.<br /><br />And you're right. I never even saw him again. What a dick.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-31573647084365738332012-11-22T11:45:45.432-07:002012-11-22T11:45:45.432-07:00I read this immediately after I saw you updated th...I read this immediately after I saw you updated the blog... and I didn't know what to say.<br /><br />Shit like this terrifies me. I'm just really glad that he wasn't that strong and that it all worked out okay. <br /><br />I trust he never came in to the gallery any more after that. Yikes.StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-64015816553607807462012-11-22T04:24:28.851-07:002012-11-22T04:24:28.851-07:00That is both awesomely random and scary. And when ...That is both awesomely random and scary. And when I hear lines like "I have an appendix scar, some shrapnel in my leg, and a vasectomy." I'm usually at work, being earbent by a GenPop.<br />LeeAnnhttp://lookababywolf.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-64109025163352340262012-11-21T21:12:57.409-07:002012-11-21T21:12:57.409-07:00Keith: Yeah. I don't know why I shared this s...Keith: Yeah. I don't know why I shared this story, except that terrible dates came up twice recently. Combination sad, creepy, and feeling a bit like an ass.<br /><br />Misty: I've always wondered why men catcall women, or think that sushi will bring sex... All I can figure is that it probably works occasionally, so they keep trying. :)<br /><br />And yes. Writing up a storm. Keep those red pencils sharpened, you are going to be getting a novel in the next month and a half. OOOOOooooOOOO!!!!!<br /> Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-12901585227976830592012-11-21T18:15:04.846-07:002012-11-21T18:15:04.846-07:00Huh. The hubs got me some sushi for lunch today. A...Huh. The hubs got me some sushi for lunch today. And I didn't give it up for him, either. Apparently, sushi isn't the direct path into a girl's pants that guys think it is. <br /><br />And you are a writing dynamo right now, aren't you? You go girl. Mistyslawshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15253844218585285443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-20948086155322032902012-11-21T17:52:52.873-07:002012-11-21T17:52:52.873-07:00I wasn't sure what to think through all this. ...I wasn't sure what to think through all this. Lots of different thoughts, most of them starting with ew! Glad it came out ok, you got your sushi and kept your virtue. Or however you want to put it. You must really like sushi.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-48690545759240660112012-11-21T16:34:11.675-07:002012-11-21T16:34:11.675-07:00Tim: Well, probably for the best. They might have...Tim: Well, probably for the best. They might have taken your laugher as acceptance.<br /><br />Christian: I know, right? Oh? You have a vasectomy? What a relief! Let's have some sexy times!<br /><br />I am really craving sushi now, too.<br /><br />Making Space: I think if I DO write a memoir, it will be called, "Don't Tell Me to F*cking Smile!" One of my biggest pet peeves is when people on the street see me and say, "Smile!" Oh the stories I could tell about that. :)Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-68218543881822184102012-11-21T16:09:47.467-07:002012-11-21T16:09:47.467-07:00Another chapter in your memoirs written!Another chapter in your memoirs written!MakingSpacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09512337949478137031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-64713636971704369882012-11-21T14:48:02.728-07:002012-11-21T14:48:02.728-07:00I like how he thought that if you only knew about ...I like how he thought that if you only knew about his vasectomy you might change your mind about things.<br /><br />Plus, I'm now really craving sushi.Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-34071976363774055052012-11-21T10:59:40.795-07:002012-11-21T10:59:40.795-07:00I and the two fellows with me had already consumed...I and the two fellows with me had already consumed a pitcher, and were feeling friendly enough, so we politely declined and laughed it off. Presumably someone else in the bar had a more difficult time turning the other cheek. As it were.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06268565181288974957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-88010195898121933162012-11-21T10:42:39.129-07:002012-11-21T10:42:39.129-07:00Tim: I can see why the offer would be super roman...Tim: I can see why the offer would be super romantic and flattering. I hope you didn't let them down too hard. I mean, it doesn't hurt to be nice to them, right? They're only trying to be friendly.<br /><br />Johi: I have a feeling the old man got snipped long after he'd already produced spawn. <br /><br />And I'm glad he was feeble, too.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-38086774884368403612012-11-21T10:34:13.856-07:002012-11-21T10:34:13.856-07:00Why does this sound like something that would happ...Why does this sound like something that would happen to me?<br />I'm glad that he was feeble. And thank goodness that men like that get vasectomies .Johihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705411427266618847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-50063928758696866502012-11-21T10:23:08.702-07:002012-11-21T10:23:08.702-07:00The closest I've ever come was an offer to be ...The closest I've ever come was an offer to be hogtied, strung up from a garage ceiling, and violently sodomized, once upon a time at Coopersmith's. No money was offered, which is just as well, as I couldn't imagine a price high enough to make the idea seem palatable to me. The fellows who proposed this undoubtedly memorable and romantic evening were escorted off of the premises shortly thereafter.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06268565181288974957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-89176484884528880672012-11-21T08:45:12.218-07:002012-11-21T08:45:12.218-07:00Tim: I thought you were going to tell me that the...Tim: I thought you were going to tell me that the same thing had happened to YOU a while back. Those older fellas ain't picky.<br /><br />I was once offered like, $12 in small bills to get into a guy's car with him and his friends. While the offer seemed legit, I was in a hurry to be anywhere else, so I didn't go.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.com