tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post541556117076289003..comments2023-05-11T01:39:20.875-06:00Comments on Does This Make My Blog Look Fat?: Better than a Sock in the Jaw...Leauxrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-79467138584190109442012-02-02T09:52:48.617-07:002012-02-02T09:52:48.617-07:00Pearl: Holy crap, sorry I missed your comment. A...Pearl: Holy crap, sorry I missed your comment. And you're right. Owies and humor. And sometimes bathrooms.<br /><br />PudMonkey: Feel free to mock. I read the books straight through twice. I call temporary insanity. Now I can't even look at them. I knew they were bad while I was doing them, but I eventually went cold turkey.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-25859569309414685632012-02-01T18:26:26.591-07:002012-02-01T18:26:26.591-07:00It's not wrong to admit that the only thing in...It's not wrong to admit that the only thing in the Twilight movies that you could relate to was Bella's clumsiness; it's wrong to admit you watched/read them. I'll have to make fun of you behind your back now.PudMonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375784547588644167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-9053237643960521552012-01-23T14:24:20.150-07:002012-01-23T14:24:20.150-07:00You stubbed your face.
:-) God but that's fu...You stubbed your face.<br /><br />:-) God but that's funny!<br /><br />And an owie.<br /><br />All the best stories are full of owies and humor. :-)<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-39902952250356397482012-01-18T09:24:57.855-07:002012-01-18T09:24:57.855-07:00Wagthedad: You would THINK I could remember to ch...Wagthedad: You would THINK I could remember to check for toilet paper, right? I mean, I have to go every single day.<br /><br />And I LOVE how bad it sounds that I "walked into a door". Seriously. Boyfriend is pretty happy I didn't bruise. Because people would look at him funny, not because ... ah. Never mind.<br /><br />Ann: I am the queen of self-maiming. It is a gift.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-87798084438670502912012-01-17T19:00:23.949-07:002012-01-17T19:00:23.949-07:00I have finally found my twin! And here I thought ...I have finally found my twin! And here I thought I was the only one who was able to maim myself o a regular basis. Too funny!!!Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507994834001680810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-77883079188972852662012-01-16T06:49:18.563-07:002012-01-16T06:49:18.563-07:00Ouch.
A guy at my work came in with a broken ar...Ouch. <br /><br />A guy at my work came in with a broken arm and seriously told everybody he fell down the stairs.<br /><br />Jesus. Even I would be man enough to tell everybody my wife beat the shit out of me.<br /><br />but that sucks. <br /><br />Yet another reason why being a guy has its advantages. Though when I need toilet paper, I usually look in advance.<br /><br />Just sayin'.<br /><br />And you DO look graceful.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-88898397460788558552012-01-15T09:21:11.636-07:002012-01-15T09:21:11.636-07:00MakingSpace: Hah! No, no, it's fine. If I di...MakingSpace: Hah! No, no, it's fine. If I didn't want people to laugh at my ineptitude, I wouldn't write about it on the internet. And thank you.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-48467701877199611652012-01-14T22:44:30.171-07:002012-01-14T22:44:30.171-07:00Is it wrong to say this is the best thing I've...Is it wrong to say this is the best thing I've read in a week?MakingSpacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09512337949478137031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-29095349268082131692012-01-13T09:02:20.139-07:002012-01-13T09:02:20.139-07:00Yeah, for real, Jen. Is it bad for me to admit th...Yeah, for real, Jen. Is it bad for me to admit that Bella's clumsiness was the only thing I could relate to in the Twilights?Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-53959560831442890432012-01-12T13:10:01.215-07:002012-01-12T13:10:01.215-07:00Oh sweet Jesus, this was magical! Glad to know I&...Oh sweet Jesus, this was magical! Glad to know I'm not the only one who is totally lacking in fine motor skills.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-37721969380173115702012-01-11T18:51:22.798-07:002012-01-11T18:51:22.798-07:00Well, thoughtsy... all I can say is thank goodness...Well, thoughtsy... all I can say is thank goodness I didn't bruise.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-33636993558121233272012-01-11T12:58:04.106-07:002012-01-11T12:58:04.106-07:00Only you could accomplish that....Only you could accomplish that....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-10672915869408481382012-01-11T06:43:50.496-07:002012-01-11T06:43:50.496-07:00PudMonkey: You gotta watch out for those non-dang...PudMonkey: You gotta watch out for those non-dangerous things like going to the bathroom or taking off your shoes. I swear I could juggle knives, and then sever an artery on a tissue.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-47516553338206297132012-01-11T01:14:31.085-07:002012-01-11T01:14:31.085-07:00If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty su...If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my back while taking off my shoe the other day. In my defense, though, they were neoprene booties which were really really loving being on my foot and I was in a very turbulent ocean at the time, but still. Hurt myself taking my shoe off.PudMonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375784547588644167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-87262937470403751802012-01-10T16:39:49.731-07:002012-01-10T16:39:49.731-07:00momnextdoor: Welcome!
The old "file cabinet...momnextdoor: Welcome!<br /><br />The old "file cabinet in the head" trick! Let me tell you, I am a master of the regular cabinet in my kitchen to the head trick. VERY good times.<br /><br />mistylaws: I know, me and bathrooms. Actually, it's "me and moving around" if I'm honest. I am OK as long as I sit REALLY still. Once I decide to breathe, I am in danger of causing self-harm. Apparently I share a body with an evil twin that wants to hurt me.<br /><br />Angie: Oh goodness. I read blogs on conference calls, too. This is why I keep myself on mute. :)Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-18750039356986577642012-01-10T14:36:47.152-07:002012-01-10T14:36:47.152-07:00OMG... as if I wasn't giggling shamefully at y...OMG... as if I wasn't giggling shamefully at your toilet paper misfortune already... I am on a conference call RIGHT NOW and when I read "studdbed by face" I actually LOL'd DAMMIT!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-3608347726010425442012-01-10T13:44:18.706-07:002012-01-10T13:44:18.706-07:00First off: Yay, you're back!! I missed you s...First off: Yay, you're back!! I missed you so. <br /><br />Secondly . . . that damn work bathroom at it again. I think you need one of those hazard signs on the bathroom door that says: "Caution Leauxra: Enter at your Own Risk. Peeing may be hazardous to your health." Ah, it wouldn't matter. You would go in anyway. You are obviously a glutten for punishment! Maybe you should get one of those camping things to pee in and just never leave your desk. Probably safer that way. If a lot less private. But I fear for your safety . . . from yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-59905203029491857722012-01-10T12:52:00.158-07:002012-01-10T12:52:00.158-07:00This is possibly the funniest thing I've EVER ...This is possibly the funniest thing I've EVER read!<br /><br />Oh, and sorry you stubbed your face! <br /><br />I once walked into an open filing cabinet that was head level. Who would leave a filing cabinet drawer open for just anyone to walk into you ask? That would be me. Yes, I opened the drawer, then forgot it was open and nearly took off my own head. Good times.momnextdoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14360061081170849593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-49589134331812723592012-01-10T12:22:15.386-07:002012-01-10T12:22:15.386-07:00Stephanie: Interestingly enough, this was NOT the ...Stephanie: Interestingly enough, this was NOT the zombie-boss bathroom, but the nice, well-lit one at the end of the hall. I think someone stole the toilet paper. After all, I saw a guy stuffing his shirt with napkins at the cafeteria the other day.<br /><br />StephanieC: At least you have some big galumphing dogs to blame. I was assaulted by a damed door!<br /><br />Aww... I want a dog SO BAD.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-28160277479354176422012-01-10T12:01:16.229-07:002012-01-10T12:01:16.229-07:00I can so relate. Shit like this happens to me ALL....I can so relate. Shit like this happens to me ALL.THE.TIME.<br /><br />You wouldn't believe the number of times I've been headbutted/head-slammed by both of my dogs.<br /><br />I cry at least three times a week because of a dog-inflicted injury.<br /><br />I really enjoyed: "just as God and maintenance intented"... lolStephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-30980346424418724022012-01-10T09:16:50.579-07:002012-01-10T09:16:50.579-07:00Bahahaha! I laughed out loud at least three times...Bahahaha! I laughed out loud at least three times during this post. Is this the same bathroom where you once hid from zombies?Stephaniehttp://www.claybaboons.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-57167592610556021762012-01-10T08:34:05.473-07:002012-01-10T08:34:05.473-07:00LeeAnn: Next time I will go with full pads and a ...LeeAnn: Next time I will go with full pads and a helmet.<br /><br />Keith: Great. Something NEW to worry about. HAH. Yeah, no, nothing worse that stubbing my face. You're right, it could have been SO much worse.<br /><br />Tim: Yes. I walked into a door. My job isn't abusive. I can leave anytime I want to leave him. I mean it.Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-38125588358640380012012-01-10T07:02:32.609-07:002012-01-10T07:02:32.609-07:00So you walked into a door, huh? That's the sto...So you walked into a door, huh? That's the story you're going with?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06268565181288974957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-91413832027242955872012-01-10T06:02:48.135-07:002012-01-10T06:02:48.135-07:00That certainly didn't end the way I thought it...That certainly didn't end the way I thought it would. But look at the bright side. You didn't pee yourself. You found toilet paper, and nobody saw the little shuffle. You didn't lose anything, like a phone, down the toilet. Nothing from the toilet escaped. You had your pants on when the incident happened. You didn't slip or fall down in the post-impact pain, bashing your head against any number of hard objects on the way down, with your pants down, to be discovered lying in a heap wrapped around the toilet, by your coworkers an hour later, as you are developing a case of hypothermia from the cold porcelain and tile floor. To say NOTHING at all about whatever ickiness on the floor being transferred to your person.<br /><br />All in all, I'd say, it could have been much worse.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6436529532164956333.post-42446198053709948672012-01-10T04:42:26.341-07:002012-01-10T04:42:26.341-07:00You've turned peeing into a full-contact sport...You've turned peeing into a full-contact sport.LeeAnnhttp://lookababywolf.comnoreply@blogger.com